Privacy Policy

Be vewwy vewwy quiet.

This Privacy Policy endeavors to describe to you our practices regarding the personal information we collect from users on our website, located at (the “Site”), and the services offered through the Site. If you have any questions about our Privacy Policy, our collection practices, the processing of user information email

The use of our services will automatically create information that will be collected. For example, when you use our Services, your geographic location, how you use the Services, information about the type of device you use, your Open Device
Identification Number, date/time stamps for your visit, your unique device identifier, your browser type, operating system, Internet Protocol (IP) address, and domain name are all probably collected, we don't really know to be honest and aren't totally sure.

This information imay be used to help us deliver the most relevant information to you and administer and improve the Site, or more likely it will sit unused and unreviewed until its bytes are overwritten on our servers with more important things.

As is true of most websites, we gather certain information automatically and store it in log files, we think. This information probably includes IP addresses, browser type, Internet service provider (ISP), referring/exit pages, operating system, date/time stamp, and clickstream data. Who knows what else?

We use this information to maintain and improve the performance of the Services, or more likely it will sit unused and unreviewed on our servers until deleted.

We use, or more honestly said, have had various analytics services attached to the Site (including, but not limited to, Google Analytics, Stripe, and without our full understanding as a condition of use the various free and paid services that underpin it.

Analytics services use "Cookies." Cookies taste good.

There is probably also A LOT of tracking being done on you while you use this site. This tracking is done on an anonymous basis they tell us, but we don't buy it.

Some of the companies we "work" with are Google, AppNexus, Stripe,, and the NSA.

We use your personal information in the following ways:

  • We are not totally sure. Expect the best, but assume the worst maybe?
  • Honestly, we'd probably sell it to the highest bidder if we thought it would help Evie.
  • Best bet, is that we won't need to sell it, but somebody else out there will. What can we say? It's a strange world we live in.
  • Stuff that MAY / WON'T / ALMOST-CERTAINLY-WILL be shared include everything you know you are sharing with the Site and other stuff you naively assumed wasn't being shared with the Site.

We may store and process your personal information on servers located in both the United States and Europe; and given the whole Interweb-Starlink thing, probably the Moon & Mars too.

In summary, we reserve the right to do anything and everything with you personal data, including passing it on to Evie when she is older. So, if you can't be nice on this Site, be vewwy vewwy quiet.

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